Top 5 Halloween Costumes. At #3

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Jesse James & Mistress

At #3: Jesse James & Michelle “Bombshell” McGee

You’ll need a billion fake tattoos for both of you (including a forehead one for the lady). The guy will need to grow a hideous goatee and wear a t-shirt with the sleeves ripped off; the woman will need a black wig and some kind of slutty pin-up outfit. Bonus: another guest at the party comes as Sandra Bullock. Can you say “cat fight”?

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