I think it’s safe to say things have gotten out of control when it comes to Royal Wedding memoribilia.
Yes, they’ve thought of everything. When Prince William and Kate Middleton tie the knot Friday, a team of “trained professionals” will apparently be out in London collecting samples of the AIR to capture the essence of the day!!! Yes, you read right. The creators say they hope the bottles could become a collectors item and insist they’re “something for the whole family to enjoy.” A spokesperson for the firm behind the air said, “As every true romantic knows flowers die after a few days, wilt and wither. A royal wedding bottle of the air is there to enjoy and look at for years.”
I’m thinkin’ someone’s been breathing something and it’s not AIR!!!