Hey, because you might have missed the news (yeah, right), a little show called Two and a Half Men (you know, only the most popular sitcom in the country) is returning without Charlie Sheen and with some unknown going by the name of Ashton Kutcher. Perhaps you’ve heard of him?

With just one week to go before the highly anticipated, warlock-free season premiere, CBS released the brand-new show opener, with Kutcher making his “singing” debut in front of the famous red curtain. How’d he do?

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