The Situation: Discount for best butt?
If you could have a discount for anything, what would it be?
I would pick “most memorable”. After serving table tappers (yards of beer) to thousands of drunk people in Happy Valley I always try to make a fun impression on the bartender or server.
Best Butt & Best Looking come in a close silver and bronze.
(By the way the Twisted Root Burgers are apparently to die for!)