The guys of One Direction have it all: top selling, record breaking albums; world tours; millions of fans; lovely girlfriends; cute clothes. Next year they’ll have a 3D film. But for those who’d like to see them on the big screen now, there is Shadow Pico.

The team behind Bad Lip Reading, who also take on Twilight and The Hunger Games, put together a foreign language translation of the guys from their Up All Night live tour DVD and got some interesting results.

“We had knowledge of the old ones,” Harry Styles says. “Who rode upon the backs of tigers. But my brothers bruised me in the name of tradition. I spit on them all.”

The fake film trailer imagines One Direction split up with one possibility for reunion: Shadow Pico. The boys have a good sense of humor about it, as Styles Tweets his appreciation.

This is Siiiiiiccckkkk!! Hahhaha todayentertainment.today.com/_news/2012/12/…

— Harry Styles (@Harry_Styles) December 28, 2012

Pro-tip: turn the captions on when you watch the 2 minute video.

-Courtney E. Smith, CBS Local