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Rent a Boyfriend/Girlfriend for Valentine’s Day!

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(Photo credit: STAN HONDA/AFP/Getty Images)

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Don’t have a date for Valentine’s Day? NO PROBLEM! RENT ONE! If you live in China… $8/hr and if you want a kiss or hang out with old people throw a couple extra yen in!

This is almost as bad as Te’o not having a girlfriend or buying followers on twitter… THEY’RE NOT REAL!!!!

It makes you look good for a little bit, but at the end of the day THEY ARE FAAAAKE! Then again this seems kind of genius. Sign me UP? Not to rent a boyfriend but to be rented!

In case you were curious there is a “no sex clause”.

“If the rental boyfriend makes “unwelcome advances,” the woman is eligible for a refund and can call the cops. Rental boyfriends are trained gentlemen.” WOO! Who trains these guys?

About those kisses…there is an “all-inclusive package” featuring “handshakes, hugs, and goodbye kisses on the cheeks or forehead” free of charge. GET IT!

Would you RENT a boyfriend or girlfriend?

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