It’s going to be one CRAZY GREEN Blurry Weekend and we want it to go smoothly for you so avoid these things and you’ll be seeing the end of the rainbow!

These are the things you DON’T want to happen on St. Patty’s Day Weekend:

#7. Getting stuck in parade traffic. You want to get drunk asap! Check out the road closings here!

#6. Followed by getting pulled over with a green beer in hand… not good.

#5. Passing out at the bar… eat some of those eggs with your kegs!

#4. Getting pinched… wear GREEN! Wouldn’t you rather make out with random strangers? Hello! Kiss me I’m Irish?

#3. Getting arrested as a leprechaun… so if you’re rocking the suspenders and giant hat think again before you top o’ the police.

#2. Working for your beads… no you keep your shamrocks hidden

#1. Green puke… spread it out drink a water in there or a shot of Jamison.

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Some good advice given to me in the past:

Stay safe sane and (somewhat sober?) this weekend and a taxi cab costs a lot cheaper than a lawyer.