E-List: Tips to Having a Great Easter
Happy GOOD Friday! Holla! Ready for Easter? Kinda sorta? It’s cool we got you covered… here are the tips to having a great Easter!
#7. Blow up the peeps in the microwave… much better than eating them
#6. Hide mini flights of alcohol when you’re hiding your eggs… no joke my family has a booze hunt and instantly Easter just got a lot more fun…stumbling… and blurry!
#5. Serve rabbit instead of ham… HERE COMES DEEP FRIEND COTTON TAIL FLOPPING DOWN THE INTESTINAL TRAIL… FLIPPITY FLOPPITY ROADKILL’S ON IT’S WAY!
#4. Plastic Easter basket grass delivers a strong high… DON’T SMOKE IT!
#3. MAKE SURE YOU PEEL OFF THE CANDY WRAPPERS BEFORE EATING THOSE LITTLE CHOCOLATE EGGS…
#2. HIDE YOUR EGGS & YO WIVES!
#1. If you see a man-sized rabbit in your house on Sunday, lay off candy… you mixed your pills with the PEZ.
Hoppy Easter! -EB