E-List: Tips to Having a Great Easter

Happy GOOD Friday! Holla! Ready for Easter? Kinda sorta? It’s cool we got you covered… here are the tips to having a great Easter!

#7. Blow up the peeps in the microwave… much better than eating them

#6. Hide mini flights of alcohol when you’re hiding your eggs… no joke my family has a booze hunt and instantly Easter just got a lot more fun…stumbling… and blurry!

#5. Serve rabbit instead of ham… HERE COMES DEEP FRIEND COTTON TAIL FLOPPING DOWN THE INTESTINAL TRAIL… FLIPPITY FLOPPITY ROADKILL’S ON IT’S WAY!

#4. Plastic Easter basket grass delivers a strong high… DON’T SMOKE IT!

#3. MAKE SURE YOU PEEL OFF THE CANDY WRAPPERS BEFORE EATING THOSE LITTLE CHOCOLATE EGGS…

#2. HIDE YOUR EGGS & YO WIVES!

#1. If you see a man-sized rabbit in your house on Sunday, lay off candy… you mixed your pills with the PEZ.

Hoppy Easter! -EB

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