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E-LIST: #BackToCollege Necessities

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Welcome back welcome back welcome BAAAAACK *Mase Voice*

Awww yeah the students of Pitt, Point Park, RMU, Chatam Carlow, La Roche, Penn State ALL BRANCHES, Slippery Rock… all yinz guys you ready?!

I AM! Just making sure you start off on the right foot we have the…

E-LIST: #BackToCollege Necessities

#7. RED SOLO CUPS! You fill me! Any of those beer pong essentials. Pull down your door now freshman if you already haven’t figured that one out.

#6. Mac n’ cheese/ramen noodles. Ramen is disgusting do yourself a fav and shoot for Kraft or the knock off. Good wholesome diet. Cheap. Join a club they often have free food at their meetings!

#5. ID! CHICKA CHICKA YEAH YEAH! FAKE ID! Or atleast your real one. Don’t be that guy who has to go back to your place to get it.

#4. Charger/Backup phone. Think about it you’re whole life is on that thing!

#3. Bring your A game! Better ACE those tests so you can ace your social skills on the laaaadies! Smart is sexy.

#2. Birth control/Condoms. Saves you a trip to the clinic. Safe is better than well you know.

#1. DRAANKS! Whether it be Hi-C or OJ remember you can always spike it ;) Rum or any alcohol for that matter. If you can’t drink yet just YOLO! LIVE IT UP! Redbull/energy drinks and caffeine will help ya too.

Stay safe kids and have a great semester!

P.S. If you are a student interested in interning get at me! elista@starpittsburgh.com @Elistab

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