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E-LIST: #BackToCollege Necessities
#7. RED SOLO CUPS! You fill me! Any of those beer pong essentials. Pull down your door now freshman if you already haven’t figured that one out.
#6. Mac n’ cheese/ramen noodles. Ramen is disgusting do yourself a fav and shoot for Kraft or the knock off. Good wholesome diet. Cheap. Join a club they often have free food at their meetings!
#5. ID! CHICKA CHICKA YEAH YEAH! FAKE ID! Or atleast your real one. Don’t be that guy who has to go back to your place to get it.
#4. Charger/Backup phone. Think about it you’re whole life is on that thing!
#3. Bring your A game! Better ACE those tests so you can ace your social skills on the laaaadies! Smart is sexy.
#2. Birth control/Condoms. Saves you a trip to the clinic. Safe is better than well you know.
#1. DRAANKS! Whether it be Hi-C or OJ remember you can always spike it ;) Rum or any alcohol for that matter. If you can’t drink yet just YOLO! LIVE IT UP! Redbull/energy drinks and caffeine will help ya too.
Stay safe kids and have a great semester!
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