Hey you sitting on the parkway! Quit trying to breastfeed your kid or change your shirt. Pay attention! Ugh. Sometimes you just need to. I get it. So what do you hate to do in the car?
#7. Change clothes! That hole was not for my head.
#6. Brush your hair. It gets everywhere!
#5. Eat. You sloppy mess, here’s a napkin.
#4. When someone decides to change the station… don’t touch that dial! I was jaamming! That was my SOOOOONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#3. when something itches… ANYTHING! Especially under your foot. That is just unsafe. WHYYYYYY! Get me some Gold Bond!
#2. Sitting in traffic. No. Do not even. Don’t tell me the squirrel hill tunnel is closed or I will punch a squirrel.
#1. SNEEZING!!! FREAKS ME OUT!
FILL IN THE BLANK! I can’t stand ___________ in the car. Tweet me what you can’t stand @Elistab!