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E-List: #RealisticResolutions

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Let’s face it resolutions last for like a day. Rotten E Cards said it best, “We should open up a gym called Resolutions. It will have exercise equipment in it for the first two weeks and then it turns into a bar for the remainder of the year.”

So before you decide to take the dive on that check out these important resolutions we should make! Here are my fav:

E-LIST: Your 2014 #RealisticResolutions

#7. “I will stop opening tabs at bars and then becoming everyone’s best friend under the influence of alcohol aka generosity juice.”

#6. I will stop stalking my ex and other people from high school on social media

#5. I will at least THINK ABOUT going to the gym once a week then maybe make it there… at least at some point this year.

#4. “I will stop ordering takeout five nights a week and then wondering why I’m bloated and poor.”

#3. “I will stop spending money as if I have a vault full of gold at Gringotts” and try to pay the bills BEFORE the due date!

#2. I will try to wake up before noon everyday… and stop hitting that snooze button.

#1. I will do something kind for someone EVERYDAY! and be the best me I can be! Bubba hit it on the nose here

I already shoveled my neighbors walkway, however it is probably more snow covered than before… what resolution are you shooting for? Tweet me #RealisticResolutions @Elistab!

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