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E-List: Signs Dating Isn’t For You

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Gotta love waking up to these first texts of the #NewYear #creeping @ElistaB Instagram

Gotta love waking up to these first texts of the #NewYear #creeping @ElistaB Instagram

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Maybe you thought about dating this year. Maybe you should rethink it…

Dating isn’t for everyone. Between the awkward invite to the time it takes you to get there it can overall be an awful experience. It shouldn’t be, but it is. Hey chalk some of those good weird times up as a win!

E-LIST: Signs Dating Isn’t For You

#7. You forget their name… gonna try to work on that one this year.

#6. You can’t remember the last time you went on a date… #AintNobodyGotTimeForThat

#5. You don’t have the patience to wait for them to text you back… and you don’t want to play games. Aren’t you playing the game?

#4. The last date you went on was an awfully awkward experience.

#3. You’re just too creepy. You are creeping me out bro. Not happening.

#2. You don’t have time… Sunday brunch maybe? Nahh I’ll be hungover and not want to get up.

#1. The person you like hanging out with most is you. That’s okay. You’d rather hang out with yourself. “It’s not you, I just love me more!”

I don’t even know who dates anymore, but I know it should happen more. If you want to hang you need to wine and dine. Follow my awkward dates @ElistaB

Still not sure dating is for your? Check out some other signs here! ” Ugh two hours of small talk and drinking with nothing to eat?”

Bring me food!

And if you are going to venture into dating let’s try to stop these: “Dating trends that need to go away

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