“MOM! THIS ISN’T FUNNY! I’M CRYING!” No sweetie, that makes it FUNNIER.
She must have forgotten that birds come from eggs and are not birthed but then again, I probably would have to.
All you need to complete this epic prank is a cornish hen! You have seen them in your grocery store– they just look like really small turkeys. Just stuff that baby inside a bigger turkey and the prank will complete itself!
When she says ‘it’s a girl!’ I about lost it. Good for you Mama Bear! Keeping the Thanksgivings fun and entertaining BEFORE the wine starts flowing, that’s a feat. -@KelOnAir