Kanye West Pens Bizarre Poem about McDonald’s

Kanye insists, "The french fries had a plan."

By Annie Reuter

Kanye West shares his love for McDonald’s with a strange new poem featured in Frank Ocean’s magazine Boys Don’t Cry. West’s writing is included alongside poems by Ocean and pieces from Tyler, the Creator, James Blake and A$AP Rocky, among others.

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The magazine dropped Saturday night (August 20)—a day after Ocean’s new album, Blonde, was released—and finds West saluting the fine-smelling French fries at the fast food chain.

Read his complete poem below:

“McDonald’s man / McDonald’s man / The French fries had a plan / The French fries had a plan / The salad bar and the ketchup made a band / Cus the French Fries had a plan / The French fries had a plan / McDonald’s man / McDonald’s / I know them French fries have a plan / I know them French fries have a plan / The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band / To overthrow the French fries plan / I always knew them French fries was evil man / Smelling all good and shit / I don’t trust no food that smells that good man / I don’t trust it / I just can’t / McDonald’s man / McDonald’s man / McDonald’s, man / Them French fries look good tho / I knew the Diet Coke was jealous of the fries / I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the fries / Even the McRib was jealous of the fries / I could see it through his artificial meat eyes / And he only be there some of the time / Everybody was jealous of them French fries / Except for that one special guy / That smooth apple pie.”

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