Top 10 Stars We Never Want To See On Dancing With The Stars

Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
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Joan would be a dance "moan". Though nobody knows how to stretch like Joan. Her skin that is.
Ozzy Osbourne
Ozzy Osbourne
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This "Crazy Train" would ceertainly go off the tracks. All Aboard! Not! Leave the reality TV to your wife and daughter now Ozzy.
Facebook founder-Mark Zuckerberg
Facebook founder-Mark Zuckerberg
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After seeing Mark tap-dance all over his friends in "The Social Network" do we really want to see him dance again, ever? It would make for a cool Facebook status for him though wouldn't it?
Kate Gosselin
Kate Gosselin
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Oh wait. Too late. She already showed us why she was on this list.
Jon Gosselin
Jon Gosselin
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If we didn't want his wife Kate on the show we certainly don't want him. There is a "rug" joke here somewhere (Jon had a hair transplant), but let's save it for The Donald shall we.
Dr. Phil
Dr. Phil
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We would need therapy after watching Dr. Phil dance.
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
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We should never know if the man with the worst rug in the world can cut a rug. Though it would be a blast to hear him kicked of the show with a loud chant of, "You're fired".
Carrot Top
Carrot Top
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And we were always told carrots were good for our eyes. I beg to differ.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Unfortunately, if he were on the show he would never get the chance to say, "I'll be back".
Rosanne Barr
Rosanne Barr
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On second thought, anyone that goes to the length of buying a macadamia nut farm in Hawaii so they can produce a reality show called "Rosanne's Nuts" should be on a dancing show. One called "Dancing With The Nuts".
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