Bozo: Man Eats His DWI Test ResultsThis guy got a DWI ( driving while intoxicated) test and must've got hungry ( like drunk people do) because he grabbed a bite out of...
Bozo: Bird Poo Is The Worst Ice Cream FlavorNOTHING could ever ruin ice cream for me until this happened...
Bozo: Man Takes Selfie With Squirrel, Gets AttackedWhy is everyone trying to take a selfie with EVERYTHING?!
Web Junk: Eagle Steals Camera Takes Selfie VideoWatch this video that an eagle took after he stole a video camera set up by a river!
What NOT To Do At A Baseball GameLuckily for PNC Park they don't have the privilege of owning a majestic fountain... just one down the street and a couple of rivers flowing its' surroundings.
BOZO: Mom Leaves Kid In car to Attend Lil Wayne Concert People please whatever you do tomorrow...I know it's gonna be hotter than Weezy's six pack, but please... do not leave your kid in the car at First Niagara Pavilion.
BOZO: "Ghetto Booty" Diagnosis"Ghetto booty" is apparently a disease. At least according to one doctor down south and the lady who got diagnosed is not happy about it!
BOZO: Man Tries To Steal ZamboniAt first glance, not so sure what this guy was thinking. Who tries to leave an ice rink with a zamboni? I mean they might notice you. Then it hit me, I know what this guy was thinking... "What chick doesn't dig the zamboni?" YEEEEAAAH! The second that big hunk of ice glistening machinery comes rolling out... that's reaaally what gets my wheels going! I'm going to take the zamboni out for a spin and win.
BOZO: Budweiser rolling out Bowtie-shaped CansJust like you can join us in the "Budweiser Bowtie Bar" every home Pirate game on Friday nights at PNC Park, Budweiser is rolling out another bowtie! A bowtie beer can! This is happening.
Bozo: She Choked Her Boyfriend Because He Wouldn't Stop Singing WHAT?This chick CHOKED her boyfriend because he wouldn't stop singing Macklemore's "Thrift Shop". Do you like "Thrift Shop" or did this guy have it coming?
BOZO: Drunk Guy Buys PythonWe've all been there. You wake up the next morning with a piece of sandwich on your chest, a pizza box on the floor, then find a tiger in the bathroom...you know you had a good night! Can you imagine waking up to a 10-foot python?!