WHO BREAKS UP WITH SOMEONE ON A DELAY! You obviously wait until you land, DUH!
Thank you sweet baby Jesus!
Thank god for Twitter or else breakups wouldn’t be HALF as fun!
Your favorite Prince is single & ready to mingle!
There are ways to break up someone and ways NOT TO! This is a big no no.
Trying to break-up with someone? You miiiight just want to avoid these lines!