‘YO THIS RACCOON IS DRUNK! OOOHHH SHOOOOT!’
I would have been MORTIFIED.
Yes, you read that correctly.
Simpson was sippin’ on that sauce!
I am DYING! So simple, so funny.
How you end the most perfect day of your life? Taco Bell, of course!
Reason #409348320980 why Jennifer and I would be BEST. FRIENDS.
Luckily for PNC Park they don’t have the privilege of owning a majestic fountain… just one down the street and a couple of rivers flowing its’ surroundings.
We’ve all been there. You wake up the next morning with a piece of sandwich on your chest, a pizza box on the floor, then find a tiger in the bathroom…you know you had a good night! Can you imagine waking up to a 10-foot python?!