That sacred place men hide dirty towels, oils, and bundled up boxers. Gross.
Before you jump right into your favorite sloppy seafood or lip-smacking pasta dish you might want to reconsider depending on who is across the table…
Face it in order to get through your day you gotta have little pep talk along the way.
Don’t get me wrong I LOVE Christmas! But think of the endless eggnog coladas or instead of sleigh rides you can take pedicab rides to the ballpark. Screw candy canes when you can have candy cane POOL NOODLES, sno cones taste better than yellow snow, and Grandma can hunt the deer!
Welcome ROYAL BABY DA PRINCE!
The Royal Family tend to give small, inexpensive gifts to each other like the Queen’s expected to give her great-grandchild a specially bound Bible as one day the baby will grow up to be the supreme governor of the Church of England.
Kate was already reportedly given a $15,000 bracelet that doubles as a diaper cream holder.
Now we got you covered little Prince.
78 % OF PEOPLE DO NOT LIKE TO GO HERE…. surprise surprise! Those three little letters that are some people’s idea of “hell on earth”. The D-M-V.
Between an oil change, the gym, and an attempt at the pool, I saw A LOT of stuff I did not want to see in this extreme heat. We get it. It’s hot. No need to see all of that flesh and them some.
OOO yeah it’s in the 90′s here in the Burgh, and just when you thought you couldn’t any more hot… you are now getting stuck to your seat, your thighs won’t stop chaffing and your face looks like you just sprinted for the last sammich at Primanti’s.
Remember the days of sneaking out late at night and saying “I’m Sorry” worked? …sorta? Kiss these sweet things goodbye because you will never be able to get away them!
Remember how easy life was in the summer as a kid? Take a trip down memory lane…